You all suck at the OTP game, so (sigh) I made the clues a lot easier.

<sub>► Pick your 10 OTPs. (Ten one true pairings?)
► Describe them in less than 15 words.
► Have people try to guess the OTPs.

(these are in no order)


1. Lovin' your best friend is even worse when his dead girlfriend watches you slumber. - House/Wilson from House MD, recognized by *lechymonk
2. Cutest pairing of all time despite the fact she's a carbon copy of his mother.
3. A young exorcist's one-sided love for the phasmophobic desperate housewife who despises him.
4. He farts a lot and sometimes acts like a baby, but she sees past that.
5. This adorable couple shares an office with Kenta-kun and a barber pole. - Kenren/Tenpou from Saiyuki Gaiden, recognized by *lechymonk
6. A pair of fallen royalty like day and night. - Kurogane/Fay from Tsubasa, recognized by *lechymonk
7. A warrior and a teacher with many differences who meet the same horrible fate.
8. She's an ice-cold tsundere. He's too busy playing with his sword to notice her.
9. Mother-complex, meet sister-complex. - Gojyo/Hakkai from Saiyuki, recognized by *lechymonk
10. He followed me home; can I keep him? (Technically, this seme never asks anyone's permission.)</sub>

Three straight pairings, one...inorganic pairing, and the rest are all guys. All but one are from manga.


Now for the whiny bitchy bit. Mokona has a rather n00bish virus that she seems to have contracted from my last visit to Bulbapedia, which I'm pretty certain had no intention of spreading such a malignant piece of shit. It's a fake antivirus program with crap graphics and crap spelling that begs you to "buy" it, buy of course meaning "give some asshole in Russia your money". It's temporarily deactivated while I have a legit program weeding out the infected files.

(I was looking up Lotad, not like it matters.)

My uncle, the one with the cancer...is definitely bloody dying, could well be today, and THIS COULD WELL HAVE BEEN PREVENTED. This pisses me off so much, all of it.

Okay, it's true that he wouldn't have gotten sick if he hadn't chain-smoked like a fucking idiot. It's also true that, if he'd had a job and insurance, he wouldn't have been treated like shit and barely kept alive. Two of my closest friends in the world are without insurance too right now, and they both have a LOT of health problems and who knows what could happen?! My mum's been afraid for a long time now that she's going to lose her insurance, especially what with being morbidly obese and putting up with cancer for the past year.

My uncle was put in a rehab center way before it was appropriate. It was because it would cost more to keep him at the hospital. But a rehab center, welllll, the nurses take over a fucking hour to show up and they couldn't put him on an IV to compensate for being unable to eat and when someone tries to put him in a chair and he stops BREATHING, nobody does a thing! Right, because if you don't have insurance, you're not fucking human--and we DO have the money to pay the goddamn bill! It might rape the hell out of the inheritance that should go towards my education, but hell, I don't like schoolwork anyway. T_T

He didn't get any decency from the hospital or the rehab facility, and now he's finally back in the hospital on a feeding tube. Yesterday he was 86 pounds (tall guy, too) and today his friends are making funeral arrangements with my dad. Nope, Uncle Bob's definitely not making it to Christmas, let alone the couple years 'til he could apply for medicare.

What the fuck, United States? Weren't we built on a revolution? Why's this country so unwilling to take a step back and say "Hey, maybe it'd work better if we did it this way..." No one should be without the full and proper health care we need. It's how the police work, it's how the fire departments work, it's how tons of other countries organize their health care and from what I've heard when I talk to people from England and Spain and Australia...they like it. It works.

As far as taxes are concerned, the ones we don't pay in the middle of April, the money that goes into shitty broken systems that no one thinks to bloody well change, are where Americans are really gouged.


I'd say God bless America, but you know that's not quite the right term for me, so...

...Tezuka's Ghost bless America. Yeah.

Oh hey, my scannerthing finished! Bye bye, spyware~